*ORDERED AND ON THE WAY PLEASE ALLOW UP TO 2 WEEKS FOR SHIPPING NOTIFICATION!
 
You can practically hear the fire cracklin’, the harmonica playin’... and the yelp from the guy who took his boot off without thoroughly scanning the terrain first. Eh, just pour some whiskey on it. 
 
*Whiskey is not actually a cure-all for animal bites, slashes or stings.